Avoid the traffic by using one of the park's shuttle buses and view the elk rut with a park ranger.

English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son.

The objective is not so much to walk your dog, as it is to empty him.

I love Halloween. It reminds me of my happy childhood days as a student at Wampus Elementary School in Armonk, N.Y., when we youngsters used to celebrate Halloween by making decorations out of construction paper and that white paste that you could eat.

I hate rap music, which to me sounds like a bunch of angry men shouting, possibly because the person who was supposed to provide them with a melody never showed up.

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

I have never had a point in my life to make. I'm just trying to entertain the reader.