The major advantage of domestic travel is that, with a few exceptions such as Miami, most domestic locations are conveniently situated right here in the United States.

My wife, like many women, actually LIKES wrapping things. If she gives you a gift that requires batteries, she wraps the batteries separately, which to me is very close to being a symptom of mental illness.

I guess libertarianism is always considered so weird and fringe that people assume that you're in the closet if you don't go around talking about it.

Florida's number three industry, behind tourism and skin cancer, is voter fraud.

It's very slow for me to create humor. It takes me a long time to write a humor piece. It takes days.

I read "Remembrance of Things Past" in the original French. I never start the day without reading me some [Marcel] Proust.

Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands.