I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice.

There's an old saying among scientific guys: "You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs, ideally by dropping a cement truck on them from a crane."

People are afraid to own their own homes. People are afraid their own government will catch them fixing their houses.

The Democrats believe that if God did not want them to raise taxes, He would not have created the Internal Revenue Service.