Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

There comes a time in a man's life when he hears the call of the sea. If the man has a brain in his head, he will hang up the phone immediately.

UNIVAC: a device, which contained 20,000 vacuum tubes, occupied 1,500 square feet and weighed 40 tons; there was also a laptop version weighing 27 tons.

Print neatly. That's the kind of advice that the IRS considers a "dynamite" tax tip. If you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they're useless.

[There is] a breed of fashion models

Like all writers, my greatest inspiration, my ultimate muse, is a deadline.

It may be meaningless, but at least it's a gesture.