Dogs make good pets because they are very loyal

The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice.

Technically, Windows is an "operating system," which means that it supplies your computer with the basic commands that it needs to suddenly, with no warning whatsoever, stop operating.

The Internet "browser"... is the piece of software that puts a message on your computer screen informing you that the Internet is currently busy and you should try again later.

Before going on a diet you should consult your doctor, or at least send him some money.

There is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.

I wrote about why I didn't think libertarians are really doing this kind of thing so that they can have sex with dogs. I discussed some of the reasons that a person might want to live out of the control of our federal, state, local, and every other form of government. Actually, I don't think I even called myself a libertarian. I think Tom Shroder identified me as one.