Before going on a diet you should consult your doctor, or at least send him some money.

I don't think the press has done a very good job dealing with government spending.The Defense Department with the $9,500 toilet seat, that's not the problem anymore. Medicare and Medicaid and Social Security are the problem. That's us. That's our generation. There the press never says a word.

I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.

It may be meaningless, but at least it's a gesture.

The Hawaiian Islands were discovered by hardy Polynesian sailors, who crossed thousands of miles of open ocean in primitive canoes, braving violent storm-tossed seas for months at a time. My family and I arrived by modern commercial aviation, which was infinitely worse.

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.

Avoid the traffic by using one of the park's shuttle buses and view the elk rut with a park ranger.