Before going on a diet you should consult your doctor, or at least send him some money.

I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care.

Each year, millions of skiers come to Colorado to experience its superb emergency medical facilities.

So when I open the door on Halloween, I am confronted by three or four imaginary heroes, such as G.I. Joe, Conan the Barbarian and Oliver North, who would look very terrifying except that they are three feet tall and facing in random directions. They stand there silently for several seconds before an adult voice hisses from the darkness behind them: "Say 'Trick or treat!

The way this country deals with drugs is just not funny. What a waste of everyone's time and effort. What a waste of a lot of people's lives.

The Olympic movement simply cannot allow the Russians to become estranged, because Russia is a vital part of the world sports community, in the sense of having nuclear missiles.

People - just weird people are attracted to Miami. And they come there not for serious reasons, usually.