To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.

The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

Here's a man who was twice elected to the most powerful position on Earth despite needing a TelePrompTer to correctly identify what year it was.

This book is dedicated to Wilbur and Orville Wright, without whom air sickness would still be just a dream.

With a novel, you have to have a story. It's much more important to have it matter to the reader what happens to people, and it has to make sense and end in a way that is satisfying. So I spend a lot more time thinking about that. Then the writing itself usually is easier for me, because I know where it's going.

Baby's room should be close enough to your room so that you can hear baby cry, unless you want to get some sleep, in which case baby's room should be in Peru.