To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.

Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for this is your neighbor's garden tiller. If your neighbor does not own a garden tiller, suggest that he buy one.

As sensitive and broad-minded humans, we must never allow ourselves to be in any way judgmental of the religious practices of other people, even when these people clearly are raving space loons.

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species.

The older I get and the more fiction I write, the more I outline, the more I think about plot before I dive in and plunge too far.

Always remember that if editors were so damned smart, they would know how to dress.

This (America) is a land of rich diversity, from the towering skyscrapers of Manhatan all the way to the towering mounds of garbage piled up next to the towering skyscrapers of Manhattan.