This book is dedicated to Wilbur and Orville Wright, without whom air sickness would still be just a dream.

Baby's room should be close enough to your room so that you can hear baby cry, unless you want to get some sleep, in which case baby's room should be in Peru.

The best time to go to Disney World, if you want to avoid huge crowds, is 1962.

The Internet "browser"... is the piece of software that puts a message on your computer screen informing you that the Internet is currently busy and you should try again later.

A gene can be either dominant or recessive, depending on which type of gene it is.

Bill Clinton, who, to his credit, has established a clear and consistent foreign policy, which is as follows: Whenever the president of the United States gets anywhere near any foreign head of state, living or dead, he gives that leader a big old hug. This has proven to be an effective way to get foreign leaders to do what we want: Many heads of state are willing to sign any random document that President Clinton thrusts in front of them, without reading it, just so he will stop embracing them.

Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.