The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

We should call editorials what they are: columns written by committees.

If women were in charge of all the world's nations, there would be sincerely believe this - no military conflicts, and when there WAS a military conflict, everybody involved would feel just awful and there would soon be a high-level exchange of notes written on greeting cards with flowers on the front, followed by a Peace Luncheon

Infiniti ads are part of an exciting new trend called "Advertising Whose Sole Purpose Is to Irritate You."

The Republicans have a high Beady-Eyed Self-Righteous Scary Borderline Loon Quotient, as evidenced by Phyllis Schlafly, Pat Robertson, the entire state of Utah, etc.

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.