I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else.
Dave BarryI had arrived at the airport one hour early so that, in accordance with airline procedures, I could stand around.
Dave BarryYou will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
Dave BarryThe information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number.
Dave BarryAs you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with somebody at a party, and you'll know that you know this person, but no matter how hard you try, you can't remember his or her name. This can be very embarassing, especially if he or she turns out to be your spouse.
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