Whatever the needs of the public are, the government responds to those needs by getting larger.

Dogs love to go for rides. A dog will happily get into any vehicle going anywhere.

The method (of learning Japanese) recommended by experts is to be born as a Japanese baby and raised by a Japanese family, in Japan. And even then it's not easy.

I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about.

Please try not to be such a wiener-head.

I am a superior form of human and I have absolutely no quirks or irrational impulses of any kind.

Back then, the entire Internet consisted of two slow, boxcar-sized UNIVAC computers about 50 feet apart, connected by a wire. It would take one of these computers an entire day to send an email to the other one, which would immediately delete it, because it was a Viagra ad.