And what is the Scientific Community doing about these problems, young people? THEY'RE CLONING SHEEP. Great! Just what we need! Sheep that look MORE ALIKE than they already do! Thanks a lot, Scientific Community!

DNA is an abbreviation for deoxyribonucleicantidisestablishmentarianism, a complex string of syllables.

What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers.

Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people can hike at night with flashlights.

The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.

When doctors describe pain as experiencing "discomfort," it's like saying Hiroshima experienced "urban renewal".

Washington is nicknamed "The Evergreen State" because it sounds better than "The Incessant Nagging Drizzle State."