For 41 years I have gone with a very natural hair "look" that was originally popularized by coconuts.

Chair lifts need to be in some places so that we can get to wonderful views without having to hike to them.

As far as outlining is concerned, I don't outline humor. I might right down a word or two to remind myself of a punch line I thought of, but the actual structure of a piece I really don't. I don't think it would really help me because for me the process is joke, joke, joke, joke.

Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticks are more likely to chase animals.

With humor you have so many options with topics and length, I mean I can write humor essays in books now and they can be as long as I want them to be.

Always remember that if editors were so damned smart, they would know how to dress.

Computers operate on simple principles that can be easily understood by anybody with some common sense, a little imagination, and an IQ of 750.