For 41 years I have gone with a very natural hair "look" that was originally popularized by coconuts.

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.

I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules,including: Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at least both be fairly dark.

How can you be afraid of women?” “Those ain’t normal women.

My wife, like many women, actually LIKES wrapping things. If she gives you a gift that requires batteries, she wraps the batteries separately, which to me is very close to being a symptom of mental illness.

What I need is a search engine that, no matter what I type in, comes back with GO BACK TO WORK.

I was really bummed when I got to the last one of Tony Hillerman Navajo detective books.