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In modern America, food is abundant everywhere except aboard commercial airplanes.
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for this is your neighbor's garden tiller. If your neighbor does not own a garden tiller, suggest that he buy one.
Bad grammar is the leading cause of slow, painful death in North America.