I actually kind of like Janet Reno. She seems like a nice enough lady. But when you're basically going through the entire phone book trying to find women lawyers who don't have maids to pick the attorney general of the United States, how well can you do?

I've been checking with people back in South Florida to see if Hurricane Dennis is going to whack my house, and the consensus of the experts seems to be: No, it will not, unless it does, in which case, yes. So I'm feeling really calm over here in London.

I've never actually given birth to a child, but I suspect that going to a Justin Bieber concert with a child is close.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

You and Teacher,” said Molly. “Yes,” said Peter. “She’s very clever. You’ll like her.” “I’m sure,” said Molly.

Greyhound Bus Lines motto: "We Stop For Some Damn Thing Every 200 Yards."

There are two kinds of people in this world, and I am one of them.