The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.

What was life like in the colonies? Probably the best word to describe it would be "colonial".

What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth ? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.

I think I became funny because I grew up in the Bronx. I was small and weak and Jewish instead of large and fierce and Puerto Rican. You need something.

European toilet paper is made from the same material that Americans use for roofing, which is why Europeans tend to remain standing throughout soccer matches.

Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.

I've never been struck by lightning as far as I know, so the Higher Power is treating me as well as even those people who love him very much.