I'm not saying that women don't think about sex also. I'm saying that women are capable, for at least brief periods of time, of not thinking about sex, and that most guys are not.

I actually like south Florida. I never lived in a more interesting place than this. I've never met a wider range of people. I guess when I came here I thought there were Cubans and then there were people from New York and that was Miami. Now I know that it's Cubans, people from New York, and some people from New Jersey.

Seriously? You won’t help me?” “Help yourself get killed? No, I won’t.

UNIVAC: a device, which contained 20,000 vacuum tubes, occupied 1,500 square feet and weighed 40 tons; there was also a laptop version weighing 27 tons.

Whatever the needs of the public are, the government responds to those needs by getting larger.

Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?

People in the computer industry use the term 'user,' which to them means 'idiot.'