We constantly see surveys that reveal this ignorance, especially among our high school students,78 percent of whom, in a recent nationwide multiple-choice test, identified Abraham Lincoln as 'a kind of lobster.' That's right: more than three quarters of our nation's youth could not correctly identify the man who invented the telephone.
Dave BarryThe older I get and the more fiction I write, the more I outline, the more I think about plot before I dive in and plunge too far.
Dave BarryBill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
Dave BarryThe major advantage of domestic travel is that, with a few exceptions such as Miami, most domestic locations are conveniently situated right here in the United States.
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