Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

I still think of myself as a newspaper guy and you live by deadlines in the newspaper world, so, they don't really give you any excuses. At the paper they never say, "Well, we just won't have Tuesday's paper come out, we'll just bring Tuesday's paper out on Wednesday, so go ahead, take all the time you need." They come out with that paper regardless.

I want to gag sometimes when I see who "we" are recommending that people vote for, and not just as a libertarian.

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.

I've always found relationships, men and women, the fact that they are so radically different, and it manifests itself in so many different ways, and yet somehow we still try to live together and be friends. I find that endlessly valuable as a source of material for humor. Generally dogs are always funny in my opinion. And the federal government - just a relentlessly productive source of humor.

Line printer paper is strongest at the perforations.

France: As a professional journalist, I like the idea of a society where it is considered an acceptable occupation to basically sit around and drink.