The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

The bad news was that the yard contained a dog. A very, very large dog, wide and hairy, like a cross between a rottweiler and a Goodyear blimp.

It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.

The places where trails do not exist are not well marked.

Bad grammar is the leading cause of slow, painful death in North America.

For 41 years I have gone with a very natural hair "look" that was originally popularized by coconuts.