For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.

Modern cyberspace is a deadly festering swamp, teeming with dangerous programs such as 'viruses,' 'worms,' 'Trojan horses' and 'licensed Microsoft software' that can take over your computer and render it useless.

Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.

He was distracted by a giggle, and turned to see a rare sight: a girl.

Today's beauty ideal, strictly enforced by the media, is a person with the same level of body fat as a paper clip.

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.