Don't get me wrong. I like Disney World. The rest rooms are clean enough for neurosurgery, and the employees say things like "Howdy, folks!" and actually seem to mean it. You wonder: Where do they get these people? My guess: 1952. I think old Walt realized, way back then, that there would eventually be a shortage of cheerful people, so he put all the residents of south western Nebraska into a giant freezer with a huge picture of Jiminy Cricket on the outside, and the corporation has been thawing them out as needed ever since.
Dave BarryYou might have mentioned this to me Molly,โ said Leonard. โThe fact that there are hostile natives on the island.โ โI forgot,โ said Molly. โYou forgot?โ said Leonard. โThereโs been a lot happening,โ said Molly.
Dave BarryAs a professional journalist, I have always been fascinated by people who appear to have even more spare time than I do.
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