I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that, like most books, it had too many words.

Whatever the needs of the public are, the government responds to those needs by getting larger.

How can you be afraid of women?” “Those ain’t normal women.

The major advantage of domestic travel is that, with a few exceptions such as Miami, most domestic locations are conveniently situated right here in the United States.

Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result of being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings.

Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.

We should call editorials what they are: columns written by committees.