He could even think about how fast he was thinking about things.

I'm not saying that women don't think about sex also. I'm saying that women are capable, for at least brief periods of time, of not thinking about sex, and that most guys are not.

The Olympic movement simply cannot allow the Russians to become estranged, because Russia is a vital part of the world sports community, in the sense of having nuclear missiles.

This year, U.S. airlineswill carry a record 143 million passengers, who will be in the air for 382 million hours, during which they will be fed an estimated total of four peanuts.

I've never been struck by lightning as far as I know, so the Higher Power is treating me as well as even those people who love him very much.

[There is] a breed of fashion models

When I read that I had to go to Gettysburg.