People in the computer industry use the term 'user,' which to them means 'idiot.'

Cyrus Pembridge, the Never Land’s captain, was widely regarded as the most incompetent man to comman a ship since the formation of water. “Who in the name of common sense would put to sea on that ship with that man in charge?” wondered Mack. “Well,” Alf answered, “we are.” “True,” Mack said.

As a professional journalist, I have always been fascinated by people who appear to have even more spare time than I do.

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.

You kids have fun, and be home by Thanksgiving!" our parents would call to us on Halloween night, as we staggered out the front door, weighed down by hundreds of pounds of concealed vandalism supplies, including enough raw eggs to feed Somalia for decades. By morning, thanks to our efforts, the entire neighborhood would be covered with a layer of congealed shaving cream and toilet paper that, around certain unpopular neighbors' homes, was hundreds of feet thick. This is how the Appalachian Mountains were formed.

Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticks are more likely to chase animals.

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species.