People in the computer industry use the term 'user,' which to them means 'idiot.'

France: As a professional journalist, I like the idea of a society where it is considered an acceptable occupation to basically sit around and drink.

During the warm season (August 8 and 9), Maine is a true vacation paradise, offering visitors a chance to jump into crystal-clear mountain lakes and see if they can get back out again before their bodily tissue is frozen as solid as a supermarket turkey.

...Hell, which as every frequent traveler knows, is in Concourse D of O'Hare Airport.

Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall.

Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.