People in the computer industry use the term 'user,' which to them means 'idiot.'

If everybody were a guy, the human race could easily get by on less than one twentieth the current number of shoes.

Reading... a vacation for the mind.

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

Never trust anything you read in a travel article. Travel articles appear in publications that sell large, expensive advertisements to tourism-related industries, and these industries do not wish to see articles with headlines like: URUGUAY: DON'T BOTHER.

We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admit that we know of no better system, except possibly flipping a coin.

I'm happy to start on one topic and end on another one entirely, as long as it's funny.