...and suddenly it hits you: Human skin is actually made up of billions of tiny units of protoplasm, called "cells"! And what is even more interesting, the ones on the outside are all dying! This is a fact. Your skin is like an aggressive modern corporation, where the older veteran cells, who have finally worked their way to the top and obtained offices with nice views,are constantly being shoved out the window head first, without so much as a pension plan,by younger hotshot cells moving up from below.

The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number.

Spreadsheet: a kind of program that lets you sit at your desk and ask all kinds of neat "what if?" questions and generate thousands of numbers instead of actually working.

It's very slow for me to create humor. It takes me a long time to write a humor piece. It takes days.

I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to hold?

The story of the eighties will be the story of the Reagan administration and the many men and women who served in it, some of whom are already out on parole.

You should be prepared for anything during divorce proceedings - even the truth.