The universe has fascinated mankind for many, many years, dating back to the very earliest episodes of Star Trek, when the brave crew of the Enterprise set out, wearing pajamas, to explore the boundless voids of space, which turned out to be as densely populated as Queens, New York. Virtually every planet they found was inhabited, usually by evil beings with cheap costumes and Russian accents, so finally the brave crew of the Enterprise returned to Earth to gain weight and make movies.
Dave BarryI tell people view the federal government as a source of entertainment. It's a lot easier.
Dave BarryI called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to hold?
Dave Barry