The places where trails do not exist are not well marked.

It takes a minimum of six people, working in close harmony, to successfully flush a nautical toilet. That's why those old ships carried such large crews.

Sign at a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished?

I was really bummed when I got to the last one of Tony Hillerman Navajo detective books.

Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the progress that has been made in the last 30 years, many foreign people still speak in foreign languages

The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television.

The best time to go to Disney World, if you want to avoid huge crowds, is 1962.