2. The instant the doors open, you want to push forward as hard as possible, in an effort to get onto the train without letting anybody off. This is very important. If anybody does get off, it is legal to tackle him and drag him back on.

He was distracted by a giggle, and turned to see a rare sight: a girl.

What, exactly, is the internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a 'modem', can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo

I read the whole Jack Reacher series by Lee Child. They don't take long.

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.

Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spiderwebs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests.

Washington is nicknamed "The Evergreen State" because it sounds better than "The Incessant Nagging Drizzle State."