Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?
With humor you have so many options with topics and length, I mean I can write humor essays in books now and they can be as long as I want them to be.
Are we ever going to have a federal tax system that regular people can understand?
In modern America, food is abundant everywhere except aboard commercial airplanes.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.