This year, U.S. airlineswill carry a record 143 million passengers, who will be in the air for 382 million hours, during which they will be fed an estimated total of four peanuts.
Dave BarryI grew up in the Southwest Bronx. Father an accountant, mother a schoolteacher. Brother was six years older, which explains why I gobbled crystal meth at 12, smoked hashish at 13, and was shooting smack at 17, which explains how I got Hepatitis C, which was the basis of my first book, which was a humor book about dying.
Dave BarryPeople - just weird people are attracted to Miami. And they come there not for serious reasons, usually.
Dave BarryDNA is an abbreviation for deoxyribonucleicantidisestablishmentarianism, a complex string of syllables.
Dave BarryA printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
Dave BarryIn Los Angeles, the jury in the Reginald Denny Beating trial, after much thinking, concludes, that Person A is not necessarily trying to kill Person B just because Person A happens to very deliberately bash Person B's skull in with a brick. The verdict is applauded by scientists at the Tobacco Institute.
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