The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals.
Dave BarryI suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about.
Dave BarryStacheโs attack was perfectly timed, thanks to his veteran-pirate grasp tacticsโand a big piece if luck.
Dave BarryShawn's (Shawn Weatherly - former beauty queen) acting ability is such that she could not convey the concept of falling if your pushed her off a cliff.
Dave BarryThe Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, "people without lives." We don't care. We have each other.... While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most settings, uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our "CONFIG.SYS."
Dave Barry