There are no bad haircuts in cyberspace.
In modern America, food is abundant everywhere except aboard commercial airplanes.
Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
Greyhound Bus Lines motto: "We Stop For Some Damn Thing Every 200 Yards."
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.