Guys care about sports teams. I'm not talking about simply rooting; I'm talking about a relationship that guys develop, a commitment to a sport team that guys take way more seriously than, for example, wedding vows.

Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security.

Nobody in the United States knows what either a "meter" or a "kilogram" is. The whole reason why we fought the Cold War was so we wouldn't have to learn the metric system.

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

The United States tried, by depressing the clutch of diplomacy and downshifting the gearshift lever of rhetoric, to remain neutral, but it became increasingly obvious that the nation was going to get into a war, especially since it was almost 1812.

The older I get and the more fiction I write, the more I outline, the more I think about plot before I dive in and plunge too far.

Reading... a vacation for the mind.