The term SAT is a set of initials, or autonym, standing for Scholastic Attitude Treaty Organization.

Many people have trouble sticking to their resolutions, and there is a simple scientific explanation for this. In 1987, a team of psychologists conducted a study in which they monitored the New Year's resolutions of 275 people. After one week the psychologists found that 92 percent of the people were keeping their resolutions; after two weeks we have no idea what happened because the psychologists had quit monitoring.

Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd.

Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot be hid

In South Florida, we have industrial cockroaches that have to be equipped with loud warning beepers so you can get out of their way when they back up.

Recently I began to feel this void in my life, even after meals, and I said to myself, "Dave, all you do with your spare time is sit around and drink beer. You need a hobby." So I got a hobby. I make beer.

Murphy's golden rule: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules.