I had arrived at the airport one hour early so that, in accordance with airline procedures, I could stand around.

If you answered, ''Spin the Bottle,'' then I frankly do not want to know any more about your childhood.

We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.

To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.

Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?

I become faint and nauseous during even very minor medical procedures, such as making an appointment by phone.

Without computers, the government would be unable to function at the level of effectiveness and efficiency that we have come to expect. . . . Today's government uses computers which are capable of cranking out millions of documents per day without any regard whatsoever for their content, thereby freeing government employees for more important responsibilities, such as not answering their phones.