I had arrived at the airport one hour early so that, in accordance with airline procedures, I could stand around.

All these people helped make this book possible. But let me make one thing clear: If there are any errors or omissions in this book, these people are not responsible. In the end, there is only one person responsible for what I write, and that person, of course, is: Donald Trump.

Why else do we have Miami, if not to give me material?

The Internet "browser"... is the piece of software that puts a message on your computer screen informing you that the Internet is currently busy and you should try again later.

Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.

DNA is an abbreviation for deoxyribonucleicantidisestablishmentarianism, a complex string of syllables.

The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.