DNA is an abbreviation for deoxyribonucleicantidisestablishmentarianism, a complex string of syllables.

Editorials are written by people who have agreed to have several strong opinions a day and to write them down, provided they do not have to sign their names.

No man had ever knocked little Richard down. But of course Ammm was not a man.

Technically, Windows is an "operating system," which means that it supplies your computer with the basic commands that it needs to suddenly, with no warning whatsoever, stop operating.

Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticks are more likely to chase animals.

Humor is an escape, because you cannot think about your problems when you are trying to be funny; so, in essence, "being a humorist" gives you a valid excuse to hide from your pain.

Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for this is your neighbor's garden tiller. If your neighbor does not own a garden tiller, suggest that he buy one.