Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spiderwebs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests.
Reading... a vacation for the mind.
Editorials are written by people who have agreed to have several strong opinions a day and to write them down, provided they do not have to sign their names.
Seriously? You wonโt help me?โ โHelp yourself get killed? No, I wonโt.
The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'
Always remember that if editors were so damned smart, they would know how to dress.