Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.

Generally the pythons are better than anything else at killing.

I am not a violent person. I am a product of the Flower Power '60s. I have actually worn bell-bottomed jeans.

Technology is constantly improving our lives. Look at the cellular telephone. Just ten years ago, virtually nobody was able to get into a car crash caused by trying to steer and dial at the same time; today, people do this all the time.

The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they're useless. So, for guidance, you want to look to big business. Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes. . . .

Chair lifts need to be in some places so that we can get to wonderful views without having to hike to them.

Without good grammar, the United States would have lost World War II.