The objective is not so much to walk your dog, as it is to empty him.

I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules,including: Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at least both be fairly dark.

We don't shoot somebody soon, I'm gonna forget how

I really try to think cinematically, because that's how people read. They create a theater in their minds.

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

It may be meaningless, but at least it's a gesture.

I am a superior form of human and I have absolutely no quirks or irrational impulses of any kind.