What was life like in the colonies? Probably the best word to describe it would be "colonial".

Millions of Americans own dogs, because they are good-natured, simple, and easily amused. I am referring here to the Americans. The dogs are not exactly Mensa members either, but they definitely make better pets than tropical fish.

Famous designers think nothing of putting their names on your clothing, but would have the servants set the dogs on you if you ever tried to put your name on their clothing.

And what is the Scientific Community doing about these problems, young people? THEY'RE CLONING SHEEP. Great! Just what we need! Sheep that look MORE ALIKE than they already do! Thanks a lot, Scientific Community!

I will vote for the first candidate who promises to use nuclear missiles against LinkedIn.

As a professional journalist, I have always been fascinated by people who appear to have even more spare time than I do.

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.