What was life like in the colonies? Probably the best word to describe it would be "colonial".

If women were in charge of all the world's nations, there would be sincerely believe this - no military conflicts, and when there WAS a military conflict, everybody involved would feel just awful and there would soon be a high-level exchange of notes written on greeting cards with flowers on the front, followed by a Peace Luncheon

I'm happy to start on one topic and end on another one entirely, as long as it's funny.

I've never been struck by lightning as far as I know, so the Higher Power is treating me as well as even those people who love him very much.

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

I liked making people laugh, and I decided I was an atheist early on. My Dad was all right with that. We argued about it all the time, but it was good-natured. He was the most open-minded human being I've ever known.

maybe somebody finally shot the dog.