If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.

Panicky despair is an underrated element of writing.

We don't shoot somebody soon, I'm gonna forget how

Motto of the U.S. airline industry - "We're Hoping to Have a Motto Announcement in About an Hour."

But the feeling I have, you know, is that I'll never come close to reading all, or even a thousandth- a billionth- of the books I'd probably love if I ever got to them.

The scrub sink...is the place where doctors wash their hands after they operate so that they won't get flecks of your vital organs on their Lexus upholstery.

Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.