Another important rule of affair-having: Never be discreet at the office.

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.

Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot be hid

Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessarily fixing anything.

The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.

The whole thing about whether you smoke marijuana or not is so ridiculous. That and whether you protested the Vietnam War. Give me a break. Especially the marijuana thing.

Another important rule of affair-having: Never be discreet at the office.