If the security personnel do their job properly, they just might cause you to miss your plane, thereby possibly saving your life.

I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about.

[American tax laws] are constantly changing as our elected representatives seek new ways to ensure that whatever tax advice we receive is incorrect.

Orangutan are very weird animals but they look very soulful.

Many people have trouble sticking to their resolutions, and there is a simple scientific explanation for this. In 1987, a team of psychologists conducted a study in which they monitored the New Year's resolutions of 275 people. After one week the psychologists found that 92 percent of the people were keeping their resolutions; after two weeks we have no idea what happened because the psychologists had quit monitoring.

I want to gag sometimes when I see who "we" are recommending that people vote for, and not just as a libertarian.

The population of earth has reached 7 billion people, every single one of whom send you irritating emails to join something called "LinkedIn."