I want to gag sometimes when I see who "we" are recommending that people vote for, and not just as a libertarian.

As Americans we must always remember that we all have a common enemy, an enemy that is dangerous, powerful, and relentless. I refer, of course, to the federal government.

Why can't Americans do their own taxes? Because the federal Tax Code is out of control, that's why. It's gigantic and insanely complex, and it gets worse all the time. Nobody has ever read the whole thing. IRS workers are afraid to go into the same ROOM with it.

Meetings are places where dead ideas rise from their graves and eat the brains of the living.

As a professional journalist, I am always looking for new ways to get paid for being motionless.

Technically, Windows is an "operating system," which means that it supplies your computer with the basic commands that it needs to suddenly, with no warning whatsoever, stop operating.

There is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.