I want to gag sometimes when I see who "we" are recommending that people vote for, and not just as a libertarian.

If women were in charge of all the world's nations, there would be sincerely believe this - no military conflicts, and when there WAS a military conflict, everybody involved would feel just awful and there would soon be a high-level exchange of notes written on greeting cards with flowers on the front, followed by a Peace Luncheon

AARP is a large and powerful organization, similar to the Mafia but more concerned about dietary fiber.

It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.

I'm a big believer in anesthesia. I think it should be used for every medical procedure, indlucing routine physicals.

When I was a kid, I thought history was the most boring subject of all. I shouldn't blame my teachers; I should blame me, but I'll blame them.

Another foreign-policy triumph for Reagan was his 1984 visit to China, where he met for more than three hours with Mao Zedong before realizing that Mao was dead.