I want to gag sometimes when I see who "we" are recommending that people vote for, and not just as a libertarian.

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.

The science fair has long been a favorite educational tool in the American school system, and for a good reason: Your teachers hate you.

Japan has a low crime rate, unless you count the fact that approximately every fifteen minutes the entire Cabinet gets indicted for taking bribes.

If Peter was nine, and a new boy came to St. Norbert’s Home for Wayward Boys who said he was ten, why, then, Peter would declare himself eleven. Also, he could spit the farthest. That made him the undisputed leader.

I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes.

I guess libertarianism is always considered so weird and fringe that people assume that you're in the closet if you don't go around talking about it.