Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?

In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.

We have been flooded with postal cards from all over the United States and several parallel universes. Just a quick glance though these cards is enough to remind you why this great nation, despite all the talk of decline, still leads the world in tranquilizer consumption.

It is a good idea to 'shop around' before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mercedes. Ask about the competence of his mechanic. Don't be shy! After all, you're paying for it.

Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.

Dinner Special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

Remember how he handled the Iran-contra Never Ending Scandal from Hell? He went on national television, the President of the United States, and said it wasn't his fault, because he was not aware, at the time, of what his foreign policy was.