I can't recall a story that played out exactly as I'd expected it to. That's one of the thrills of journalism - being surprised, and learning new stuff, but it also poses the biggest challenge to a writer's character.
No man had ever knocked little Richard down. But of course Ammm was not a man.
[There is] a breed of fashion models
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.