Computers are getting smarter all the time. Scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (And by 'they', I mean 'computers'. I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)
Dave BarryThe science fair has long been a favorite educational tool in the American school system, and for a good reason: Your teachers hate you.
Dave BarryYou can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, 'My GOSH, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!
Dave BarryThe Romans spent the next 200 years using their great engineering skill to construct ruins all over Europe.
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