Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

The one thing I'm terrified of trying to write about is sex. I mean my God, my wife might read it or my daughter might read it or my son might read it, so no, I've never really written about eroticism at all.

Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

The Democrats believe that if God did not want them to raise taxes, He would not have created the Internal Revenue Service.

Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.

You know how on the evening news they always tell you that the stock market is up in active trading, or off in moderate trading, or trading in mixed activity, or whatever. Well, who gives a

My theory is that there is a finite amount of intelligence in a family, and you're supposed to gradually transfer it to your children over a period of many years. This is why your parents started to get so stupid just at the time in your life when you were getting really smart.