Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

A child can go only so far in life without potty training. It is not mere coincidence that six of the last seven presidents were potty trained, not to mention nearly half of the nation's state legislators.

Dogs make good pets because they are very loyal

In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.

Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons.

This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes to get a beer.

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.