Far too often, we fathers avoid the subject because it's so awkward. The subject I am referring to is: buying gifts for women. This is an area where many men do not have a clue. Exhibit A was my father, who was a very thoughtful man, but who once gave my mother, on their anniversary, the following token of his love, his commitment, and-yes-his passion for her: an electric blanket.

If the security personnel do their job properly, they just might cause you to miss your plane, thereby possibly saving your life.

Avoid the traffic by using one of the park's shuttle buses and view the elk rut with a park ranger.

Always remember that if editors were so damned smart, they would know how to dress.

Mother Nature clearly intended for us to get our food from the "patty" group, which includes hamburgers, fish sticks, and McNuggets- foods that have had all of their organs safely removed.

He could even think about how fast he was thinking about things.

It was you readers who really came through, proving once again that when the American people decide to "get involved" in a problem, it is best not to let them have any sharp implements.