Far too often, we fathers avoid the subject because it's so awkward. The subject I am referring to is: buying gifts for women. This is an area where many men do not have a clue. Exhibit A was my father, who was a very thoughtful man, but who once gave my mother, on their anniversary, the following token of his love, his commitment, and-yes-his passion for her: an electric blanket.
Dave BarryA small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call.
Dave BarryJust get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration.
Dave BarryThere comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.
Dave BarryPeople - just weird people are attracted to Miami. And they come there not for serious reasons, usually.
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