As a professional journalist, I am always looking for new ways to get paid for being motionless.
Dave BarryI was a middle-of-the-road Democrat more than anything else. I know I voted for Carter. Watergate taught me how bad the Republicans were.
Dave BarryBlack Stache had no love for the Queen, no love for women of any sort, except for his ma. He had a real soft spot for his ma, and was truly sorry for the time heโd marooned her.
Dave Barry