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For Dad, the perfect Father's Day would be one in which he didn't even realize that it was Father's Day, because nobody was making him appreciate gifts he didn't want, or read greeting cards filled with lame Father's Day poetry.

This (America) is a land of rich diversity, from the towering skyscrapers of Manhatan all the way to the towering mounds of garbage piled up next to the towering skyscrapers of Manhattan.

maybe somebody finally shot the dog.

The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitution - 'to spew out paper.'

Shawn's (Shawn Weatherly - former beauty queen) acting ability is such that she could not convey the concept of falling if your pushed her off a cliff.

I am not a violent person. I am a product of the Flower Power '60s. I have actually worn bell-bottomed jeans.