The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
Found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse.
There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia.
Never have a dog. Let's not beat around the bush here: dogs are morons.
When to arrive at the airport?: You should be at the airport already.
Although it was constructed in 1536, the New York subway system boasts an annual maintenance budget of nearly $8, currently stolen, and it does a remarkable job of getting New Yorkers from Point A to an indeterminate location somewhere in the tunnel leading to point B.