Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.

Denmark (also called Norway) is best known as the original home of the prune Danish as well as the Vikings, who wore hats with horns sticking out of them, and for a very good reason: they were insane.

This (America) is a land of rich diversity, from the towering skyscrapers of Manhatan all the way to the towering mounds of garbage piled up next to the towering skyscrapers of Manhattan.

England is a very popular foreign country to visit because the people there speak some English.

I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else.

Sailboats are the slowest form of transportation on Earth with the possible exeption of airline flights that go through O'Hare.

Shawn's (Shawn Weatherly - former beauty queen) acting ability is such that she could not convey the concept of falling if your pushed her off a cliff.