Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

There's nothing wrong with enjoying looking at the surface of the ocean itself, except that when you finally see what goes on underwater,you realize that you've been missing the whole point of the ocean. Staying on the surface all the time is like going to the circus and staring at the outside of the tent.

You should be prepared for anything during divorce proceedings - even the truth.

The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.

I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is menopause.

The more boring a newspaper is, the more it is respected. The most respected newspaper in the United States is The New York Times, which has thousands of reporters constantly producing enormous front-page stories about bauxite...The [New York] Post would write about bauxite only if famous celebrites were arrested for snorting it in an exclusive Manhattan nightclub.